Oh, CMYK be kind!

OH SO QUIET!  TRY! TRY! TRY!  and IN OUR TREE

My books are in--in the hands of the printer. Oh woe! Woe! My dear books face the most dangerous part of their journey--CMYK PRINTING! That treacherous 4 color printing that turns brilliant RGB-colored pictures into grimness and grey, or worse, puce. I shudder! One starts with black and adds color, the other, white and subtracts color. And no, you don't want to know more, other than they don't play nicely, at all. On bended knee I send my wish, please CMYK be kind to my baby books. May they have a brilliant colored life ahead.